Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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