No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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