so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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