You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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