I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize