if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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