biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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