Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Randomize
