He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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