You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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We left an ass print on the piano.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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