Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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