When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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