it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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