Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Your dad touched me again.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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