I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
