haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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