He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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