so that wasnt chicken after all
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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