I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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