Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
everyone is single if you try hard enough
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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