I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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