it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Randomize
