some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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