why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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