ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
love makes seman taste better
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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