Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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