I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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