I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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