I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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