do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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