Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
