I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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