He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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