You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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