So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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