On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
How naked do you want me to be?
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