We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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