I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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