Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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