You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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