at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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