I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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