You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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