ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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