I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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