He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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