I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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