is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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