But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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