"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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