yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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