he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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