Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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